i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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