Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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