I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I am one with the molecules
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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