I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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