very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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