i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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