you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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