When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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