Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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