we're blogging at a bar
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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