Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Vodka?
Forever.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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