No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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