Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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