Buhtt sex?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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