I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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