So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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