You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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