stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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