he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
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