Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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