she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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