question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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