IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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