white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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