I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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