READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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