So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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