Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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