LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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