North Korea, Best Korea!
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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