he thought i was a dude.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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