So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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