i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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