i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I need to calm my uterus...
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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