wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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