Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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