I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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