Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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