I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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