i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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