that's an acceptable place to lick
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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