You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
