I'm sorry my penis didn't work
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize