So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
