No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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