we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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