How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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