so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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