something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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