Pappa wants mamma naked
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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