What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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