I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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