it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
My breasts were aching with rage.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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