how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Fuck appropriateness.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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