The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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